quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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(via tyleroakley)

put some numbers in my ask 1: let's have sex
2: let's have sex
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waiting-4-fridays:

When you see that one person you hate the most

dafuqbruv:

Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.

(via awkwardvagina)

so-personal:

everything personal♡
venlamonster:

http://instagram.com/p/pYmZ6ppgZZ/

kuolin

haoujuudai:

ruekuroha:

what does being stoned feel like 

well theres two vastly different answers to this

(Source: wondernyan, via guy)


this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews.